You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll thank God you don't have mono.
121. I’m picky.
122. I can pop 34 individual joints plus my neck and back. Ha.
123. My multi-vitamin doesn’t have potassium in it.
124. Some things need my attention more than others.
125. Gay marriage might not be the best solution… Didn’t think I’d say that, did ya?
126. Patience: I don’t have a lot…so I’ve sure had a lot to gain.
127. Downtown Denny’s has a VERY different crowd than our local Cottonwood Heights Denny’s at 1am.
128. This place is full of f***heads. Pardon me.
129. I give SLCC a lot of (somewhat undeserved) crap. However, there does exist an even less respectable school to attend. I’ll refrain from naming it right now…. Care to guess what it is? No, not BYU....
130. A fast-dripping IV creates one of the strangest internal sensations I’ve ever felt.
131. When 4 people are tag teaming you in an ER room, it’s easier to ignore the fact that at least five vials of blood are being drawn from your arm.
132. December 14, 2009 at approximately 10:15pm: the exact moment I forgave Michael and myself for everything regarding that experience...and then some. Took me 2.5 years. Yes!!!
133. Even if I’m not proud of my past, I need to take responsibility and ownership of it. It makes me who I am today.
134. “Reparative” therapy may not be the devil’s work as I once thought. My own attempt at self-“reparative” therapy was anything but fun and/or successful, but again, the experience helped make me the secure person I am today. How can I deny someone that experience?
135. My reaction to “reparative” therapy is like that of a parent watching their child go through an experience they wish they didn’t have to watch. The kind of experience the parent wishes their child could learn without having to actually experience the experience. But unfortunately, most people only truly learn what they need to by going through those intense experiences.
136. Forgiveness is one of the hardest tasks to accomplish. It is also one of the most relieving and worthwhile things to accomplish.
137. Forgiveness can take for.e.ver.
138. You definitely can’t always trust your doctor. Question everything.
139. The changes I have been waiting for are actually happening. I don’t like it.
140. A certain someone is more than incompetent, they’re an a**hole too.
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